More on these topics later.
This is where the more hedonistic and creative views of the cabinet members are unleashed with the help of gallons of tea and sprockets. Unlike the ministry meetings, no real points have to be made by the end of the session. It is just a place to have fun, and rightly so, after such a hard long and stressful day of whatever it is they do.
Intru---guests of the officers quarters stay in the uncomfort of their own corners, and are treated with the canabalistic proceedures they deserve. They usually do not come back, as the strain of having to listen to a rambling lunatic cabinet member after a long hard day of working looniness, is too much on those poor defenseless idiots who decide to stray into the wrong room. Wait! I'll rephrase that! That isn't at all what its like, no no, no. Guests are treated with the finest of care, and in no way do we treat them any crazier than we do our own fellow cabinet members and the great Pollge --- well, maybe just a bit.
This quarters is also known as #loonybits on irc.webmaster.com port 6667. Drop by, if you wish, but if so, you will face some rather odd moments.
*After many inmpromptu brain operations, many of the minds of the POLLGE campaign are truly in this room, and scattered around the ministry building, the ship, the raymond luxury-yacht, and sold to various charities to support the ever growing need for python statues. This is all due to PS Disease.**
**PS Disease is a highly dangerous condition caused by the utterance of "purple skewers" twice in a 24 hour period of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to: memory loss, eyebrow problems, and mouse attacks. Medical treatment is usually PS removal, which includes the application of a saw to the brain. The medical personel (Invictus Dr, Col and anyone else holding down the patient) are not responsible for the side effects of the operation such as memory loss, hallucinations, excessive grinning, gumby-like behavioural status, or becoming more susceptable to recatching the disease. The first case of PS disease was reported shortly after the beginning of the Pollge campaign, and shortly before the Col's enlistment in the campaign. Luckily, the Col is a doctor, and can handle these sort of things as only a loony doctor in need of much anesthetic could. So far there is no simple ancedote for PS disease, yet prevention is simple, and treatment, such as surgery, is availible. Those infected with the disease will, possibley along with other above listed symptoms, find themselves unable to stop saying purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers purple skewers
The writer of the above footnote has just been shot. A highly contagious form of PS disease was obviously there, and well, we just had to do it. However, we have never shot anyone else for this disease before, and promise not to do it again, as long as you take the proper prevention methods as proscribed by your local Dr. What a bloody long foot note...longer than the page...
BANG!!!