Little is known about the Island in which I call my home.
This island is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (Which
by the way means peaceful).
I've lived on this island for about half a year now.
I am part of The Colony That Is As We Speak Forming Under
It is the first colony on the island of The since
the immigration to the island by the Zernizbicerwaternicazerbensanckerznickerqutergerble's
in the 1300s.
The natives have a knack for cutlery, and I am currently
ordering some cutlery which says I get a free set of steak
knives, along with a knife sharpener.
They also claim to be good at
wombat dismembering, come in assorted
textures and shades such as
fluffy pink, antler shaped, tiger-skin,
and flashing red with llamas running around on it ,
flavours such as
cucumber shaped pineapple tasting steak knife,
and a semprini flavoured prawn shaped meat cleaver ,
and the first price
19.95 - 6 easy payments.
However, since I've showed the demand for it
and due to extreme bouts of haggling
I've come to the conclusion that when they
want such a large bit of money as 21.25, I will
ONLY pay 22.44!
But I have decided that I shall pay
the advertised sum of 19.95 times 6 times 5 Million plus 4576.53 for shipping and handling
598,505,476.53 in monopoly money.
Have you ANY idea how many Wombat Semprini breads
one can buy with this much monopoly money?
The knives became availible to
me thru the MP.net
You seee on the island of The there is a
new chain of cooking schools, who get the knives
because they only use the finest cutlery.
The schools specialise in making
Wombat Semprini bread, therefore
the cutlery sold by my loony
associate on the MP.net forum, was
ideal for this.
Because if the wrong cutlery
is used, there will be alot
of stabbing of dirty forks!
The reason for my buying 5
million of these knives and
charging them it to the credit number of 5932-4783-7347
at the brand new First
Nat'l Rehpoff bank
on the island is so
that i may go bankrupt before I am