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List of Loony Gumby Esq's and their positions (if they have one), and Non-LGE's who have positions.
Percival the Primate Loony Gumby, Esq
Semprini Fishy Requisite Loony Gumby Esq.
Katy Kitt Loony Gumby Esq.
Colonel Biggles Lemon Curry Loony Gumby Esq.
Purple Offish Lemon Loony Gumby Esq
Position: Leader of everything
Duties: Produce peace and silliness, and whatever else POLLGE wants.
TailMange Erm, Oh, Argh! Loony Gumby Esq.
Position: Minister of POLLGE Aide
Duties:Aide POLLGE
Aide POLLGE
Wapcaplet Biggles Splunge Loony Gumby Esq
(Wapshycapletloonyperson Splunge Loony Gumby, Esq.)
Position: Minister of War
Duties: Getting rid of war items and wars.
Command Allied Gumbies.
Reinstating Fresh Fruit (Self Defense) and Joke Warfare.
Col InvictusDr.
Position: Colonel under Minister of War
sillius algyus looney gumby, esq.
Duties: Get rid of "Purple Skewers" disease
Command Allied Gumbies when MOW is unable to.
In charge of the machine that goes "PING!"
Seeing to any unmarried males
Position: Minister of Money
Duties: Buy Python stuff for all forum members
More webspace for Maverick if he need it
Grinch
Position: 1: Minister of Justice
Spamchunk Parrot Aardvark Maniacal Looney Gumby Esq IV
Duties: Walk around
Look for people with a purple skewer or a pineapple
Take away Pineapples
Burn Purple Skewers on the spot
For punishment
Position 2: Deputy Minister of War
Duties: Next in command after Col.
Position 3: Minister of Making Long and Boring Speeches
Duties: bore people to sleep with the speeches
search them for purple skewers or pineapples
rudely wake people up by bashing them with bricks
Position 4: Professional Nut
To be Nutty
Position: Minister of Web Research
Duties: In charge of research.
In charge of guarding all spam.
Maverick -gimme a middle name- Loony Gumby Esq
After dropping 42,000 blunt bricks on top of the lump of coal that was this ministry members heart it refused to change to diamond. Instead it exploded into a smoky dust. Due to a request by a certain person with control over these sorts of positions -- how to stand on your head on the top of a mountain, etc... This member has been strike-through'd. However, we forgot to change the bank statements, so we still have money problems. To help us send all your money to:
Position: Minister of Doing Absolutely Nothing for Lots of Money
Duties: To sing the money song.
To collect a large salary
Have a bevy of attractive secretaries ready to sit on lap while taking dictation.
Cash pay check
Watch as money overflows
The Pollge Treasury Fund
C/O Algy LGE
Inside the water pipes,
Four floors into the basement,
At the old polka dot lingerie store,
You know -- the one you'd die before you'd admit going there.
Yes that one.
And not:
Maverick
His desk
On top of the rest of the ministries money.
Lord Manholecover Tennisball Proust Loony Gumby, Esq.
The Not-So-Honorable Silly Party Albatross Mekon
Looney Gumby Esq., IV (Mrs.)
Position:Minister of Speeches, Bad Prams and Sherry (ah yes, more thank you).
Duties: To write exceptionally bad poetry and powerful speeches so all the public shall drop to their knees in praise of POLLGE!!!!!!!!
Albatross F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrell Looney Gumby Esq.
Position: Minister of Silly Walks
Duties: Use use words words twice twice
Drink tea all day
Practice Silly Walks
And other naughty bits
Lemon Curry Ping Zambezi Looney Gumby Esq.
Position:Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying "Ha ha, caught you Mildred!"
Cafram ---gimme a middle name--- Loony Gumby Esq
Duties: Run up the stairs 2 at a time
Fling open the door
Say "Ha ha, caught you Mildred!"
Keep the sacred words Ni, Ping, and Nuu-wom
Position: Minister in Charge of Fosters
Duties: To catch anyone not drinking after lights out
To sing the bruces philosopher song
Also in charge of Watney's Red Barrel, and Treadmill
Aarchbishop Amadeus Aardwolf Peer Gynt Loony Gumby Esq
Position:Minister of philosophy
Duties: In charge of the Spammish Inquistion
Developing, Teaching the Pollge philosophy (to those who want to learn it), and pwacticing it.
Position:Minister Of Falling Down
Duties:Fall down the very long flights of stairs in front of those big temples in India saying "ohh, ow, eesch" all the way down then getting up and sleeping on one hand
Position 1: Minister of Parodistic Enterprises
Duties: Denying that she ever had a hand (or other appendage) in the creation
of *insert parodistic enterprise here*
Position B: Minister of SpontCom
Denying having said the latter
Living in denial
Duties: Promoting the concept of Spontaneous Combustion
Position III: Minister of Random Oddities Other People Will Forget
Walking up to people and asking them if they've cleaned out their
refrigerator lately, then running away while giggling in an insane manner
Distributing such wholesome foods as bananas, eggs, donuts to people at
random usually around tea-time
Duties: Pinning POLLGE Now! buttons to various things
Going around distributing bananas to random people (esp. those who
have had their pineapples confiscated)
Promoting the usage of words such as "purple", "lemming", "gumby", &
"splunge"
Kenbingocleanersystem Loony Gumby Esq
Position:Leader of the POLLGE Inquistion
Pinthark that is called Pinthark Loony Gumby Esq
Duties: To lead the POLLGE inquistion
have a fanatical devotion to the Pollge
wear bright purple uniforms
distribute special Inquistion bricks
discover and teach new uses of fresh fruit to the Inquistion
in charge of torturing those for any info they have of opposition (or opposing themselves) The POLLGE Campaign.
Position: minister in charge of Things That Bounce
Chris Latehippie Semiannoying Bricksmasher Wilko Loony Gumby Esq
Duties: Inform the cabinet of the Bouncing Word of the Day
Laugh at those who say the word of the day
Give permission to those who wish to bounce, to bounce
Note to the world that Graham Chapman bounces
Position 1: The Minister of Self Defense and Saftey
DUTIES: To train all the other ministers of the Pollge campaign in the use of
Fresh Fruit as a Self Defense Mechanisim
Position 2: The Minister of Hushing things up.
To hand out the little letters of approval to the people allowed to
carry Pinapples
To Warn People about their saftey
Not to run around the swimming pool with scissors while wearing
melted butter sandals
To stay away from penguins sitting on top of old ladies Tellys
around 11 lest they get caught in the explosion.
DUTIES: To make sure that all the publicly embarrasing things that the ministry
does is covered up as fast as possible in an M.I.B. like manner to avoid bad
press.
Position: Minister of Klutziness *g*
Duties: Bump various body parts into any protruding object (or non-protruding object)
Trip over own two feet (or own to hands)
Yell "Who put that THERE!" every few minutes so others will know not to trip over it like she just did.
Position1: Minister of sport
Duties: Fixing all major sporting events
Arranging events for all those who wishto take part
Position2: Minister for running around the house turning lights off
Duties: Turning off lights which aren't needed but people still seem to feel it neccessary to
turn them all on anyway even in the middle of the day
Changing ministery light bulbs
Position3: Minister of food
Duties: Distributing amusing or unusual items of food to unsuspecting victims by:
Ending hunger and poverty by supplying the third world with blancmange
Maniacal Wombat Loony Gumby, Esq.