This is Edward J. Crackenzopper who will be your short lived tour guide. He is the figment of the webmasters imagination, and was created using a rather annoying advertisement, to make a rather poor gif so you know what he looks like. It was the webmaster's poor attempt to draw like Terry Gilliam, except to use a computer. The webmaster shall now be punished. We've taken away the webmaster's coffee. And now we return you to....the website

This is the holiday edition of Edward J Crackenzopper. He is still your tour guide. But we're afraid he's not totally there.